I just bought these at Bi-Lo to prove that they exist. A Christian friend of mine thinks that a non-christian made them, but I disagree. This is one of the many reasons I do not take religions seriously. Notice how in my house, the hill of Golgotha includes Count Dooku, the Millenium Falcon, and a Crusader. Also, notice they are on sale!
"He may have risen, but our prices have fallen!"
"Roll back the slab for our rock bottom prices!"
"Prices won't last forever, ascending to heaven soon!"
"Before he told you to eat of his flesh and drink of his blood, and now he says to snack on his instrument of torture"
I just saw some chocolate prayer hands for Easter the other day. They came attached to this special card that you could send to some one and it was covered with he died for your sins verses. My first thought was my biggest sin will probably be death by chocolate. My second thought was at least there the right color for the big J’s hands. I’m sure they’ll make a white chocolate version for German Jesus soon.
It seems wrong to me too.