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How Children With High IQ's Torture Their Mother's

Day One

"Mom?"

"What"

"What if Max and I didn't exist? Would that make you sad?"

"Yes, Hollis very sad."

"Oh"

Day Two

"Mom?"

"Yes, Hollis"

"Maybe Max and I don't exist"

"Hollis, I was there at the delivery. I am certain you exist."

"But what if you are dreaming, and Max and I are not real?"

Day Three

In a taunting tone . . . "You are dreaming, Max and I aren't real, you are dreaming, Max and I aren't real"

Lead chips are not that bad of thing for young children to eat. I wonder if it is too late.

2 comments to How Children With High IQ's Torture Their Mother's

  • Lisa

    My favorite question came from my son who was 5 at the time. “Mom, why are we real?” Me: “Ummmm…good question.”

  • Joe_Pilot

    So not only have you imagined kids, you’ve imagined uber-smart, philosophical, taunt-their-mother kids.
    Wake up Heidi, wake up :)
    Oh! The joys of motherhood?
    …err…I mean “Oh, the joys of motherhood!”

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