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If Sex Drives Technology, Can We Use it to Teach Spelling and Grammar Too?

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Many people, including my own personal Voldemort, believe that sex is what has driven the internet to, ah, explode. I have no doubt about this, because people are constantly flirting on the internet, including me. Hell, on my favorite website ever, Pharyngulapeople were tapping virtual ass left and right yesterday. Even my new profile pic has major cleavage, and I wanted it that way. I enjoy knowing that someone thousands, or dozens, of feet away looks at my rack and says "Nice rack!!"

But I have to say, I have gotten my first completely random email from a dude hitting on me, from India no less, and it concerns me. It makes me feel scared and unsafe, and afraid for our world.

Oh, no, not because he is hitting on me online – that is perfectly fine. But his spelling and grammar are atrocious. I am not sure how civilization is going to continue when this is what gets sent my way from Facebook:

Him:  u slit look sexy i like u i like those 2 big thing u hav
 
Me:  those things would be breasts, my dear, and thank you
 
Him: i seriously lov those i hav a hard on wish 2 touch it
 
Me: Dude you are young and 5,000 miles away. Again, though, thank you for your shakespearean compliments. The bard weeps.
 
Him: i guesss i hav rites 2 dream ur awesome n sexy keep in touch like u n i;m only 3 year;s younger than u
 
Me: thanks!! Nice to hear, but you look VERY young in your pic.
 
Him:  wat 2 do i'm helpless
 
Note to all men, and women :), if you do not know what those "things" are, you are not allowed to touch them.

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