Fat's no good. Neither are carbs. Red meat's got cholesterol. White meat's full of hormones. Dairy's got too much lactose. Fish has some good cholesterol, but causes mercury poisoning. Vegetables give you gas and require vitamin supplementation. Cannibalism is illegal. And I'm too self-conscious to take my jiggling torso to a public gym.
I love me some Ali A. Rivzi. I am not sure why I had not read this earlier.
I am going to smoke my snorting cocaine off of my neighbor's husband's ass. That should burn LOTS of calories!
