Every day, while working, blogging, or rousing rabble on the Internet, I sit on the most precious resource on Planet Earth. Not only is it beautiful to look at, tasty to snack on, and delightful to touch, but it can birth babies, bleed for days without injury, serve as a food storage unit in the winter, and lead men to fake results on psychic challenges!
On the April 3, 2010 Skepticblog, Mark Edward bravely tries to warn gullible male skeptics of the danger of psychic vagina. Psychic vagina is like normal vagina, THAT KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE THINKING! A pussy with x-ray eyes, if you will. It is a weapon of mass distraction, and can lead otherwise capable skeptical investigators away from their mission of proving that Bigfoot does not indeed exist. Perhaps Big Crypto is a woman.
Some things never change. It has come to my attention that a few “prominent skeptics” may be falling under the spell of the charms of a few “prominent mediums.” I’m not naming names here, but recent developments have given me pause to reflect on a time when such things happened before and as they say, if we don’t learn from the past, we are bound to repeat it. Mark Edward, April 3, 2010
Men have been powerless against vagina for years. Just last night, I asked my husband to do the dishes. When he said no, I unleashed the vagina, and he helplessly began cleaning (you’re soaking in it!) the ENTIRE house!
Vaginal power is the reason that women earn more than men, have better access to healthcare, and are treated with dignity and respect throughout the world. I hate to think of a world where my vagina would be held in such esteem.
In order to bring more attention to this problem, I offer my own magical vagina up for testing by the JREF. Preliminary tests could be conducted with the JREF President DJ Grothe, but once I achieve vaginal victory over him, I expect to be offered the chance to go up against Randi himself.
I can already smell the money!
My own response to Mark Edward:
Some things never change. It has come to my attention that a few “prominent skeptics” may be using their fame and power to cause young women to “fall under the spell of their charms”.
I’m not naming names here, but recent “developments” have given me pause to reflect on a time when such things happened before and as they say, if we don’t learn from the past, we are bound to repeat it.
Apparently, men have for YEARS been using their fame, money, and charisma to lure unsuspecting young women into bed. These women may be in a situation where they seek employment, respect, or standing in the skeptic community, and these men offer to provide these things in exchange for sexual favors!
If you are reading this and are a skeptical man who has been dallying with a young skeptic who is begging for your help, you know who you are.
If you feel weak and in need of poking something, might I suggest going to your adult store and getting a Fleshlight? These toys will always be available, will never tell your other partner, won’t threaten your reputation and eat far less.
I’m always terribly late to these parties… Am I understanding this correctly? Prominent greybeard skeptics investigate the claims of a psychic claiming medical intuitive powers. Some number of them (?) end up sleeping with her because she’s cute, blonde, much younger, charming, allegedly mentally ill, requires their manly assistance, and has smoldering green Swedish eyes. The sexual couplings give the appearance of investigative conflicts of interest, and now the greybeards are mad–not at themselves, but at her? Because she snookered them into sleeping with her? They couldn’t help themselves? Really? is that what’s going on here? Please tell me I misinterpreted all this.
I think the incredulity of privilege prevents them from recognizing the starkly unequal distribution of power in their relationships with her. I also think they might benefit from allowing the light of many and diverse thinking women to illuminate the dark corners of their cloistered perspectives.
Your response is awesome. I’m off to use the power of my own vagina to wreak havoc with my Trophy Husband. Now, if I could only figure out how to garner readership/standing/recognition/inclusion in the skeptical movement using the power of my wit…..
Be careful. Sometimes vaginas are so powerful that you THINK it is just going to affect your husband and before you know it, the mail man is under your spell.
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