I just bought these at Bi-Lo to prove that they exist. A Christian friend of mine thinks that a non-christian made them, but I disagree. This is one of the many reasons I do not take religions seriously. Notice how in my house, the hill of Golgotha includes Count Dooku, the Millenium Falcon, and a Crusader. Also, notice they are on sale!
"He may have risen, but our prices have fallen!"
"Roll back the slab for our rock bottom prices!"
"Prices won't last forever, ascending to heaven soon!"
"Before he told you to eat of his flesh and drink of his blood, and now he says to snack on his instrument of torture"
