Create a Pandora station called “They Might Be Giants – Children’s Songs”. Wait for “Rainbow Connection” by Kermit to come on while you are snuggling with your children in pre-bed cuddles. Try to sing the song while looking at your children. Watch time literally speed up as you gaze upon their faces. Feel the bitch slap of father time stealing your babies from you. Hide all of this from them. Wait until they go to bed and then cry into your pillow.