From my new guest post on NonProphetStatus.com:
People generally think I am a nice person. I am chubby (like Santa!), I smile a lot, and I try to make friends wherever I go. I am an extremely loyal friend, and almost pathologically helpful. Give me a uniform and a box of cookies, and you might mistake me for a Girl Scout.But churning beneath my bubbly exterior beats the heart of a bitch.
To find out exactly HOW I am a bitch, go read the rest of the post!!!